First, make sure Mason is asleep or not home.
Grab hidden jar of Peanut Butter (Peter Pan of course) from very top shelf of pantry.
Grab jelly and bread.
Grab 2 knives, one each for PB and Jelly, so as not to cross-contaminate the jelly.
Do NOT wipe the excess PB off on the side of the bread you are going to put the jelly on...you could spread jelly then go back for more thus contaminating the jelly jar.
When done wipe PB knife completely clean with paper towel before placing knife in sink and throw out paper towel.
Devour the PB & J.
Wipe mouth with paper towel and throw out.
Wash hands.
Immediately put the glass you drank out of in the sink, just in case it gets left out and Mason decides to drink out of it.
Now, stress about any of the ways that PB residue could be left around the house/on yourself and immediately regret giving in to your craving for a PB & J....because let's face it, peanut allergies are no effing joke people.
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